💼➜🏝️ a fundraising effort
I have a dream.Let me retire.
I wasn't put on this planet to attend eleven weekly meetings that could've been one email. You can fix this. Yes, you.
$0.00 of $1,000,000
0% retired
- Employment status
- Employed. Unfortunately.
- At this pace, retired by
- —
- Days until target date
- —
- Naps scheduled post-funding
- Aggressive.
one button stands between me and the beach
You've spent more on worse. Much worse.
The Wall of Believers
Privacy
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If you donate, the payment provider (once one is wired up) processes your payment under their own privacy policy. I never see your card details, and honestly, I never want to.
Terms
By reading this you agree that retirement is a human right, that meetings are not, and that any donation is a gift to a tired individual — not an investment, a tax deduction, or an enforceable promise to actually stop working.
This site is a joke, not financial advice. Results not guaranteed. Vibes non-refundable.
Contact
After retirement: never. Before retirement: iantrimble@remnantsecurity.com. Response times depend entirely on how the nap is going.